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there comes a time in every person's life when they discover the role god meant for them.


Today i realized god's purpose for me.

supreme ruler of the universe.
Think about it.
Robot dinosaurs, motorcycles, and spaceships everywhere. not to mention the women.
How could you say no?


really.

I'm taking applications for groveling henchmen.
sign up now and I'll try harder not to vaporize you with my muscular fists, or the powerful mauve ionized particle laser beam I've just invented out of 27 ataris, coal, and 2 drums of hydroxypropl marmalade sulfate.

HENCHMAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION 10-T

1) name

2) fighting style

3) requested wage (put anything, i'm going to ignore it)

EMPLOYMENT BENEFITS INCLUDE: DENTAL, MECHA DEATH INSURANCE, and mail forwarding.



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:iconmithrendune:
MithrenDune Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
HENCHMAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION 10-T

1) Dravio De Memoris

2) Modern combat skills with study of ancient styles.

3) 200 lb. of weaponry a month.
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teemunkle Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009   Digital Artist
1.clint eastwood3000x.
2.threatening modern dance and intimidating mime.my interpretive dance will unravel the minds of your enemies.
3.happy tears.government arts grants.
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wynnter89 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2008
lmao... your good !

HENCHMAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION 10-T

1) Alex Wyntner aka Mindless Henchman:89

2) couch potato and "yesman" abilities

3) a couch... maybe TV.... beer...

EMPLOYMENT BENEFITS INCLUDE: DENTAL, MECHA DEATH INSURANCE, and mail forwarding. I would also like monthly urine, for the pee tests I have to pass (obviously the urine cant be mine)
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derbz Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2008
1: Captain bugger

2. ten pints fists of fury

3. pies

I would request that as a henchman I would like a uniform and a pension scheme, health insurance would be handy too.

ta
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Krayt1138 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
HENCHMAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION 10-T

1) name
Krayt

2) fighting style
Krav Maga if it really gets bad, otherwise I'll settle for a VSS Vintorez.

3) requested wage
Seeing as it goes, good-looking and open-minded human females would be a good start. We'll see to the financial bits later...
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Maw123 Featured By Owner May 28, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
HENCHMAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION 10-T

1) Maw is for cat 123 is for fun

2) sligh like a cat :ninja:they will never see me coming

3)More than you earncome on, you have the world i need something

P.s i may/may not assassinate you and take control, its a risk you just gona have to take.
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ColdCity Featured By Owner May 8, 2008
1) Andrew

2) tae kwond o

3) inspiriation, no $$$
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Sketchbook-Stories Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008
Name: henchman #12

style: can wander aimlessly for hours. will occasionaly investigate meaningless noises. i will walk blindly into any courner so as to make sure nothing is hiding there. i can also shoot an automatic weapon with minimal proficiency but i look good in whatever jumpsuit costume you hand out.

Wages: $7.50 / hr. my boss at the taco bell is killing me.
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Sketchbook-Stories Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008
1) Salmon

2) 2nd degree blackbelt in tae quando...and only weigh 120 pounds so if you built a cloner you could carry at minimum 1/3 more of me in one transport ship. : D

3) poptarts....me want poptarts..........................RAR!!!
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iandiam Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Artisan Crafter
I don't 'hench' very well - I've tried, believe me - it usually ends in a pulled muscle. I guess I'm not the 'henching' type or build.

I do wonder, however, if I could get in on the motorcycles and women as your personal chef? I'm pretty sure I could use some o'that hydroxypropyl marmalade sulfate to make a wicked torte.

is there an application for such? I'll use the 10-T form

1.) Lord Scarpiciatta

2.) subsonic santoku

3.) motorcycles and women (duh.)

Very nice work, keep er' up.
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