there comes a time in every person's life when they discover the role god meant for them.


Today i realized god's purpose for me.

supreme ruler of the universe.
Think about it.
Robot dinosaurs, motorcycles, and spaceships everywhere. not to mention the women.
How could you say no?


really.

I'm taking applications for groveling henchmen.
sign up now and I'll try harder not to vaporize you with my muscular fists, or the powerful mauve ionized particle laser beam I've just invented out of 27 ataris, coal, and 2 drums of hydroxypropl marmalade sulfate.

HENCHMAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION 10-T

1) name

2) fighting style

3) requested wage (put anything, i'm going to ignore it)

EMPLOYMENT BENEFITS INCLUDE: DENTAL, MECHA DEATH INSURANCE, and mail forwarding.